What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Deuteronomy 17

Innocent before proven guilty

Bible.. Hm.?

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your going to be alright just relax

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like religions.

This isn't going to, hurt.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

I don't like

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Lose lips shimk ships.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?